Feb
10
Fri
Greater Tuna @ Signal Crest United Methodist Church
Feb 10 @ 6:45 pm – 10:00 pm
Greater Tuna @ Signal Crest United Methodist Church | Signal Mountain | Tennessee | United States

The day in Tuna, the third smallest town in Texas, begins—as usual—with Thurston Wheelis and Arles Struvie at the microphones of Radio OKKK, broadcasting at a big 275 watts (at least when they remember to turn the transmitter on). Topping the headlines is the winning entry in the American Heritage Essay Contest, entitled “Human Rights, Why Bother?” Then, Arles exits, and in comes Didi Snavely of Didi’s Used Guns; she leaves and gives way to weatherman Harold Dean Lattimer: “We have this swarm of locusts that are headin’ our way from Louisiana, but we figure the dust will kill a lot of ’em, and the rest’ll probably get blown away or drown in this tropical storm that’s headin’ our way from the coast.”And the comedy continues, from Petey Fisk of the Humane Society talking about the duck problem and Yippy, the Pet of the Week to Phineas Blye, perpetual losing candidate for city council announcing he’s running again and revealing his plan to tax prisoners: “It would be easy, ’cause everyone knows where they are.” Of course, a day isn’t complete without the high school football report from Coach Raymond Chassie, who explains why his football team lost 48-0: “We lost mainly because we couldn’t score.”

And so the day continues, as Tuna’s citizens parade across the stage in all their outrageous and irreverent glory, commenting on life, politics, and what makes them (and sometimes us) tick.

Home of the Great Pecan @ Dalton Little Theatre
Feb 10 @ 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm
Home of the Great Pecan @ Dalton Little Theatre | Dalton | Georgia | United States

A giant pecan stolen, a minister on the make, aliens, a prom queen on the verge of a breakdown, Texas beauty parlor gossip, and a shotgun wedding — just your average day in 1980s Seguin, Texas — otherwise known as, The Home of the Great Pecan!

i <3 u @ The Venue Creekside
Feb 10 @ 7:30 pm – 9:30 pm
i <3 u @ The Venue Creekside | Cleveland | Tennessee | United States

Come see Ocoee Theatre Guild’s first ever DEBUT!

i < 3 u is a half-improvised musical comedy about online dating.

Our hapless hero will “meet” three audience members and try to woo them into an onstage “date”. The audience will act as his wingman providing dating tips and strategies.

Don’t miss this unique experience!

Tickets are on sale at OcoeeTheatreGuild.com

Love/Sick @ Chattanooga Theatre Centre
Feb 10 @ 8:00 pm – 8:15 pm
Love/Sick @ Chattanooga Theatre Centre | Chattanooga | Tennessee | United States

Circle Theatre – a Romantic Comedy by John Cariana February 10 – 26, 2017

Love / Sick by John Cariani (who wrote Almost, Maine performed at CTC 2008-09) is so new it is not yet published. The work by actor/playwright John Cariani (who is currently playing Nigel Bottom on Broadway in Something Rotten), Love/Sick is ten vignettes about love in the style of the much-loved and oft performed Almost, Maine. Cariani describes it as the darker side of Almost, Maine, but prefers another’s description: “An imperfect romance for imperfect lovers and dreamers.”

Feb
11
Sat
Greater Tuna @ Signal Crest United Methodist Church
Feb 11 @ 6:45 pm – 10:00 pm
Greater Tuna @ Signal Crest United Methodist Church | Signal Mountain | Tennessee | United States

The day in Tuna, the third smallest town in Texas, begins—as usual—with Thurston Wheelis and Arles Struvie at the microphones of Radio OKKK, broadcasting at a big 275 watts (at least when they remember to turn the transmitter on). Topping the headlines is the winning entry in the American Heritage Essay Contest, entitled “Human Rights, Why Bother?” Then, Arles exits, and in comes Didi Snavely of Didi’s Used Guns; she leaves and gives way to weatherman Harold Dean Lattimer: “We have this swarm of locusts that are headin’ our way from Louisiana, but we figure the dust will kill a lot of ’em, and the rest’ll probably get blown away or drown in this tropical storm that’s headin’ our way from the coast.”And the comedy continues, from Petey Fisk of the Humane Society talking about the duck problem and Yippy, the Pet of the Week to Phineas Blye, perpetual losing candidate for city council announcing he’s running again and revealing his plan to tax prisoners: “It would be easy, ’cause everyone knows where they are.” Of course, a day isn’t complete without the high school football report from Coach Raymond Chassie, who explains why his football team lost 48-0: “We lost mainly because we couldn’t score.”

And so the day continues, as Tuna’s citizens parade across the stage in all their outrageous and irreverent glory, commenting on life, politics, and what makes them (and sometimes us) tick.

Home of the Great Pecan @ Dalton Little Theatre
Feb 11 @ 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm
Home of the Great Pecan @ Dalton Little Theatre | Dalton | Georgia | United States

A giant pecan stolen, a minister on the make, aliens, a prom queen on the verge of a breakdown, Texas beauty parlor gossip, and a shotgun wedding — just your average day in 1980s Seguin, Texas — otherwise known as, The Home of the Great Pecan!

i <3 u @ The Venue Creekside
Feb 11 @ 7:30 pm – 9:30 pm
i <3 u @ The Venue Creekside | Cleveland | Tennessee | United States

Come see Ocoee Theatre Guild’s first ever DEBUT!

i < 3 u is a half-improvised musical comedy about online dating.

Our hapless hero will “meet” three audience members and try to woo them into an onstage “date”. The audience will act as his wingman providing dating tips and strategies.

Don’t miss this unique experience!

Tickets are on sale at OcoeeTheatreGuild.com

Love/Sick @ Chattanooga Theatre Centre
Feb 11 @ 8:00 pm – 8:15 pm
Love/Sick @ Chattanooga Theatre Centre | Chattanooga | Tennessee | United States

Circle Theatre – a Romantic Comedy by John Cariana February 10 – 26, 2017

Love / Sick by John Cariani (who wrote Almost, Maine performed at CTC 2008-09) is so new it is not yet published. The work by actor/playwright John Cariani (who is currently playing Nigel Bottom on Broadway in Something Rotten), Love/Sick is ten vignettes about love in the style of the much-loved and oft performed Almost, Maine. Cariani describes it as the darker side of Almost, Maine, but prefers another’s description: “An imperfect romance for imperfect lovers and dreamers.”

Feb
12
Sun
Home of the Great Pecan @ Dalton Little Theatre
Feb 12 @ 2:00 pm – 4:00 pm
Home of the Great Pecan @ Dalton Little Theatre | Dalton | Georgia | United States

A giant pecan stolen, a minister on the make, aliens, a prom queen on the verge of a breakdown, Texas beauty parlor gossip, and a shotgun wedding — just your average day in 1980s Seguin, Texas — otherwise known as, The Home of the Great Pecan!

Feb
15
Wed
Chicago @ The Tivoli
Feb 15 @ 7:30 pm – 9:30 pm
Chicago @ The Tivoli | Chattanooga | Tennessee | United States

CHICAGO, which opened to rave reviews on November 14, 1996, is now in its 20th year on Broadway and is one of the longest running American musicals, showing no sign of ever slowing down! Chicago is the winner of six 1997 Tony Awards® including Best Musical Revival and the Grammy Award for Best Musical Cast Recording. Set amidst the razzle-dazzle decadence of the 1920s, Chicago is the story of Roxie Hart, a housewife and nightclub dancer who maliciously murders her on-the-side lover after he threatens to walk out on her. Desperate to avoid conviction, she dupes the public, the media and her rival cellmate, Velma Kelly, by hiring Chicago’s slickest criminal lawyer to transform her malicious crime into a barrage of sensational headlines, the likes of which might just as easily be ripped from today’s tabloids.